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The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a
gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.

'Good
God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?', Ole demanded.
'Well' she
said, 'you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.'

The
Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency,
here's a 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear..'


Next, the
Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up
to show that she, too, is wearing no undies. 'Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've
no knickers Why not?'



She replies, 'I can't afford any on the
money you give me.'

Patrick reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the
sake of decency, here's a 20. Go and buy yourself some
underwear"!

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes
her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under
it.

'Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where ta friggin hell are yer
drawers?' She too explains, 'You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta
affarrd any.'

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, 'Well, fer
the love 'o decency, here's a comb.... Tidy yerself up a bit.'

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