RScab Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, agust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.'GoodGod, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?', Ole demanded.'Well' shesaid, 'you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.'TheSwede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency,here's a 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear..'Next, theIrishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows upto show that she, too, is wearing no undies. 'Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You'veno knickers Why not?'She replies, 'I can't afford any on themoney you give me.'Patrick reaches into his pocket and says, 'For thesake of decency, here's a 20. Go and buy yourself someunderwear"!Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takesher skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked underit.'Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where ta friggin hell are yerdrawers?' She too explains, 'You dinna give me enough money ta be able taaffarrd any.'The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, 'Well, ferthe love 'o decency, here's a comb.... Tidy yerself up a bit.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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